A Jew arrives at the gates of heaven. The angel asks, "Sect?" The man says, "Litfish." The angel looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another Jew arrives at the gates of heaven. "Sect?" "Sepahrd" "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8. A third man arrives at the gates. "Sect?" "Belz" "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8. "A fourth man arrives at the gates. "Sect?" "Satmar" "Go to room 17, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religious sects, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"
The angel tells him, "Well the Lubavitchers are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
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3 comments:
baptists? i thought we lubavitchers were the only ones down here also. lol
kinda funny!
but kinda rude!
very affensive in a goos sport way!!!!!!
if i was a spoil sport i would be sooooo offended but coz i know its a joke i take it good naturedly!
us lubavitches RRRROCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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