Frum Satire on Skipped Parts of Davening

Which Parts of Davening do you Skip?

Heshy Fried of FrumSatire.net at a pizza shop in Texas.

Frum Satire on Cheap Jews

If You're in a Rush to the Bathroom in Kosher Delight

The bathrooms at kosher delight are located down a long flight of stairs.

Sports Every Yeshiva Guy Must Play

From Frume Satire: "Every yeshiva worth its weight in salt should have Friday afternoon football and a ping pong table, mine also had a basketball court and ultimate fighter sponsored by the sephardic kids".

Now this is Jewish Geography

Frumsatire: I was at a Miami Boys Choir show and Yerachmiel Begun decided to play Jewish Geography with the audience to be funny - just the fact he did that to be funny was in fact funny.

The Car with Tzitzis

From the author Heshy Fried: "I can remember the days when every car in Boro Park was a caprice wagon of the brown wood paneled and navy blue variety - these cars were held together with bungee cords and duct tape, nowadays everyone seems to drive the perfect car. Take a look at what I found."

Heshy Fried of Frum Satire Searching for a Lulav and Esrog in CH

Picking the perfect etrog for Sukkot isn't easy, but Heshy Fried, aka Frum Satire, walks around Hasidic Brooklyn trying to figure out what makes an etrog perfect.

How to Get Free Food at a Restaurant

From Hesh Fried of Frum Satire: "There really isn't much strategy, its more about balls and not having any shame. I don't care what you think about me as long as you leave your half eaten dinner over so I can eat the rest for free".

Lubavitchers Dance with Satmars

Lubavitcher bochurem attempting to sing a Bobover Nigun while they dance with a few Satmar chaseidem, all while the music in the background plays a different albeit Chabad song!

At the Crown Heights Lag Bomer Hadlakah.

Someone is From Out of Town!

Mr. Frum Satire was at a wedding in Crown Heights and thought it was awesome to find these interracial challah rolls.

Black Hats Vs. Spodiks Vs. Streimels in Wind Resistance Testing

To be a fast Jew you must streamline - hat brims can be bent down, and jackets could be worn amongst other things.

Do You Actually Mean it When You Type LOL?

Frum Satire: "I am sick of people using the term LOL when they are obviously not laughing out loud, its pathetic and is diminishing the funny moments in life. ROFL give me a break who rolls around the floor. LMAO, I can still see your butt, enough with the acronyms".




We actually ran a poll on this very exact question almost two years ago.
Here it is again just in case you never got a chance to vote.

When you type "LOL" while instant messaging, are you really "Laughing Out Loud?
	Yes, all the time
	No, never
	Usually I am
	Usually I'm not

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BTW Frum Satire now has his own personal impersonator. Talk about Fans!

Here is the Frum Satire imitator - Kaddish.

Kiddush Levana Rant

How am I supposed to say the whole kiddush levana when I am just up to the repetitive parts and everyone is busting out their shalom alechims already?

A Mikvah Shmooz

The two guys in the video can't really be seen to well because it was pitch black. Some shtarker bochur meets a BT in hot tub at a Gateways Pesach event and they shmooze.

You can't see anything on the video since it was too dark, so instead, while you listen, simply stare at this picture.


from: Frum Satire.

How do You Shake your Lulav?

No one shakes the same way- how do you shake yours?

Raving about Tempura Sushi

In Chai piazza in Monsey NY.

How do You Say Good Shabbos?

There are many different ways to say good shabbos- or not say good shabbos.

From: Frum Satire.

First Impressions of Monsey

From the author:
"I took the plunge and entered normal frum society by moving to within walking distance of kosher pizza stores and minyan factories. Here are my first impressions".

Guide to Shmona-Esray Shuckeling

From: Frum Satire.