Clumsy Porch Pirate Tripped

"A porch pirate stole an amazon box full of 40lbs of dog food off my porch. While retreating, one of Frosty's tethers sent the pirate tumbling into his truck! The pirate dropped the 40lb treasure, then tried twice to get it into the back of his truck before running a stop sign to escape the very dogs he stole the dog food from!" January 3, 2020, Lochbuie, Colorado.