Kol Ish is: Eliyahu Dvorin, Michael Gevaryahu, JJ Katz, Shawn Levine, David Lipsitz, and Ayton Sanders. Visit www.kolish.net
Video by Ari Berkowicz. Vocal Recording, Mixing, and Editing by Michael Gevaryahu. Special thanks to:
Jonathan Kalish, Racheli Katz, Lee Levin, Melissa Levine, Danny Levine, Yael Rubinstein, David Rubinstein, Meryl Schulman, YP, MB- our Shabbos Goy and to David Goldstein. Thank you to Talia's Steakhouse for allowing us to film on location.
Lyrics:
Yo, gotta do it for the Zaides.
It's an age old tradition
Where we at Shlomo?
Welcome to the Spiritual Committee.
You say you're searching all around cuz there's something missing in your life
Well, come outside and let me show you what will make you feel right
You know all you gotta do is tell me what you're sipping on.
And I promise that I'm gonna keep it coming all morning looooooooong.
We take only guys
So ladies get back inside
And I think that buddy I got a drink for you
You just tell me your preference, Jim Beam or Chivas
Don't forget the herring on your way outside.
I really love Kiddush Club.
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
I really love Kiddush Club.
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club yeah
If some congregants are underage, they can stay and snooze
You can leave them in the minyan, just don't tell them that I got booze
I got booze
If you want to go, to the sermon in the right state of mind.
We'll ditch the haftorah, take some shots, and unwind.
We take only guys,
So ladies get back inside
I Can't take it no more Rabbi, be back in a few
Its a club with a purpose, [beat drops out] more fun than the service
You should feel honored we're inviting you.
Cut that Glenlivet open. Let's go!
It's what you want, It's what you need.
I'll get you trashed, and set you free.
Righteously, halachikly, religiously, rabbinically,
I'll be like your rebbetzin, feeding the community.
(Haha!) It's going down, let's make it rain, you got the fish, I'll bring the chrain.
And if yo' girl finds out about it, I'll be there to take the blame.
Come to Kiddush Club let's get happy like it's Adar.
Spiritual mini-bar, borei pri hagafen!
Have you ever made l'chaim! Mazel tov! Kiddush Club with no pants on, 87 scotch and a fresh pot of cholent on.
To the cantor, To the goy, To: the Bar...Mitzvah boy.
Celebrate your manhood, single malt, doublewood!
Might as well give me a bris, if I'm missin' out on this
This may appear shady, if you don't know what we're doing.
Magic is happening here, sausage-fest it would appear.
Now makin' it to Mussaf,
And the synagogue is sponsoring.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
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12 comments:
I think this is the most distasteful thing in the world and should be removed
Very bad taste - making drinking the cool thing to do is extremely irresponsible.
Drinking stealing money from a shul mocking the rov's Drasha overall just disrespectful
Very clever lyrics! This is clearly a parody, touching on an issue we are all too familiar with.
I think there are FAR more distasteful things in this world. This is a group of guys who grew up watching Kiddush Clubs happen in their respective shuls and are poking fun at this taboo subject. This happens everywhere- why not embrace it?
Does anyone sensor these videos before you post them? What were you thinking?!?!
Can you please add a "reaction" box labeled "inappropriate"? That would make it a lot easier to find which videos need to be removed...
didn't get the point, are those guys just crazy or else? totally agree with 2 previous comments...
wait, this video is advertising upcoming Purim?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiddush_club
Good Or Bad... Its an awesome video. very cute. stop being too serious about everything
Don't we have enough problems in our Jewish community? Do you have to encourage more? Let's not glamorize the wrong things. anonymous
These boys are very fuunny. Loved it!
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