Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Some Corny Lines Found on The Web

The following are comments and some one liners found on the comments section on various websites such as TheYeshivaWorld, VosIzNeias and the like. They don't necessarily represent the views and opinions of Gruntig.

Photo HT to Joe Flix, the best Jewish Photo Blog.


May G-d bless the United States of Africa!

"This is the first time in my adult life that i am REALLY ashamed to be an American!"

A Disgrace to the White Race!

Getting my Russian passport ready, just in case.

Chill out everybody - it's all good. G-d is in charge, not Obama.

Are they gonna paint the White House black now?

A BLACK DAY FOR AMERICA, INDEED!

This is an OBAMAnation!

When’s the next Elal flight out of NY?

Canada here i come!

Or maybe Kenya!

Alois Hashochor!

RABBOISAI CHILL! It means kollel yungerliet will prosper due to increased funding for government programs “hakol bishvil yisroel”

Americas CHICKENS are coming home. . . . .TO ROOST. . . . HA HA HA (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

AMERICA HAS TURNED “BLACK” & “BLUE”!!

B"H I’m not American eh.

Mit Betochoin MCCAIN Ales PALIN , afilu as As A-BHAIMA sol zich BIDEN far der gootz!!

Thank you Hashem for doing what's best for us.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is really offensive an in no way funny.

Anonymous said...

Obamas Election Collection
Quote:Alois Hashacar?
more correctly:
Tzaitz Hakochavim

Anonymous said...

why do you say these are corny, there are some very cute lines here!

Anonymous said...

Q.What similarities are there btwn JFk & Obama??
A. Nothing. ....Yet!

Anonymous said...

offensive?

You don't have to be a racist to dislike Obama! he is the most liberal senator in the US.

Anonymous said...

Bush Left the white house a mess, so the got a black guy to clean up!

Anonymous said...

yes offensive!!!
some of these lines are based purely on the fact that he is black. Wanna critisize his political views? fine be my guest but keep his skin colour out of it.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting. Eyzeh busha.