The following is a collection of some humorous quotes found on the Blogs.
RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE BUTCHER IN SKVER WAS GONA BUY AND SELL NON KOSHER CHICKENS BUT HE WAS AFRAID THE CHICKEN WOULD START TALKING AND HE’D GET COUGHT!
M.F has started a new career. He’s going to Kollel and is now looking for a chavrusa!
I keep on hearing “M.F. was a BAL TOKAIEH, BAL TEFILAH, BAL KOREH”. I found out now that it's the other way around. He is a “KOREH L'BAL!”
M.F. is not a “baal koraeh,” He is a baal kerri.
I think a “Baal Choiv” too. Don't we all hope a “Baal Tshuva” soon?
I WAS GOING TO MOVE TO MONSEY… BUT I CHICKEND OUT!
999 comments were posted on the Finkle/Monsey meat situation. The 1000th post gets a free case of low sodium chicken.
Just wondering, is this fellow (M.F.) also fasting on Sunday???
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4 comments:
I heard that MF son was in a bad accident yesterday.
He totaled the car completley.
The poor kid is petrified of his father. He claimes he's gonna Shecht him.
I think the kid's got nothing to worry about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very cute.
Finkels son got engaged.
http://www.vosizneias.com/5298/2006/09/15/monsey-ny-butcher-sells-treifa-chicken/
and it happens again...
Pork With ‘Shechita Bais Yosef’ Sold In Queens Supermarket
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/article.php?p=98420
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